That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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