Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm at about main and main street
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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