You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
