I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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