you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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