Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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