before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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