Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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