i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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