I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
