i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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I hate that too.
But it's even worse when you barely shit and you have to wipe like 40 times.
Clean getaways are the shit
why the fuck would u even text that? hahaha thanks for making my day :)
how the hell are you going to know if you got all your shit if you don't look at the paper.....?
A no wipe necessary crap is as good as it gets. Of course you look.
Flawless Victory, Clean Getaway, hilarious.
Whenever that happens tho, I always do one extra insurance wipe, just to make sure my ass aint playin tricks on me.
you dont look at the toilet paper? so is like 3 the magic number? you have to know if youre clean or not. one of my teachers had a poll of our class and at first all the girls said no, but after convincing them that its normal and a good thing they all said yes. so who the fuck are you that you dont check?
That's the best kind of shit!! No messy clean-up!
You're tripping dude, GHOST SHITS FO EVA
There's a name for that. We call that a Flawless Victory. And it's most definitely epic. Also good if you're in a hurry to do something important...Like meet the president...or go on a date...
One wipe woooonder! :D
ha ha haaaaaa, made my nite lol
fuckk yeah lookingggg at da tp
Haha I love you for texting your friend that.
Yeah 8:41 has it down...my heart soars when there's nothin there but you gotta do one more just to be sure. How could this possibly be a bad night?
I guess it's possible to be retarded and still be pretty clever.
who goes onto everyone of these posts and writes EPIC FAIL? its so fucking lame!!
if I poop I always clean with a baby wipe first, then with toilet paper to 'dry' off. Clean as a whistle!!
yeah i agree about the EPIC FAIL thing. Its fuckin retarded.
Clean getaways work for me!
FINALLY. I thought I was the only who thought like this.
WTF!? No residue is the best. It means your intestines are working great.
in my house we call that a ghost poo. or if its fast and clean its a turbo poo. both very nice. Eww to the person who doesnt check the tp... id hate to be the one cleaning your undies. :/
LMAO that was awesome
FLAWLESS VICTORY FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
I actually love that. Nothing worse than a messy cleanup.
this is the best ever
That is what i like to call, "the perfect shit."
6:30, to make sure you dont have any shit inbetween your asscheeks to wipe(:
clean victory deserves an award. Ignore epic fail. you're giving them what they want.
the phantom poop is the best... Its going to be a good day when i start out with one of those
ROTFLMAO 8:41 !!!!!
4:17 you would bet on that because you probably sniff assholes on the regular. MOST people just wipe with TP. Do you smell their asses all day as you pass them? Idiot.
Couldn't stop laughing at this
I don't know what you're talking about, that's the BEST kind of poop. Totally agree with 6:46 as well as 8:41.
hahahahaah. omfg. thats the funniest shit i ever read on here. and its so true. i feel the same way.
yo this 4:17 bitch is all over the place. 8:15, you're right. that bitch be sniffin ass all day.
Wooooooow who wrote ths??? A fuckin 11 year old?!?!
for the record, when that happens, it's called shitting an ace. and it's the best feeling in the worlddddddd
ugh....fuck dude why are you lookin at the tp after you wipe?? i let that shit go asap and flush
no ghost poops for me :(
Its pissing me off too, 7:52.
wtf is wrong with you? A Clean Swipe is THE BEST THING EVER!
i HATE THIS TOO! i'm so glad i'm not the only one.
I love Flawless Victories!