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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:46pm

    I hate that too. But it's even worse when you barely shit and you have to wipe like 40 times.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:22pm

    why the fuck would u even text that? hahaha thanks for making my day :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:45pm

    Clean getaways are the shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:41pm

    Flawless Victory, Clean Getaway, hilarious. Whenever that happens tho, I always do one extra insurance wipe, just to make sure my ass aint playin tricks on me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:42pm

    A no wipe necessary crap is as good as it gets. Of course you look.

  • 86 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:33pm

    how the hell are you going to know if you got all your shit if you don't look at the paper.....?

  • 77 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:37pm

    you dont look at the toilet paper? so is like 3 the magic number? you have to know if youre clean or not. one of my teachers had a poll of our class and at first all the girls said no, but after convincing them that its normal and a good thing they all said yes. so who the fuck are you that you dont check?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:22pm

    You're tripping dude, GHOST SHITS FO EVA

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:06pm

    That's the best kind of shit!! No messy clean-up!

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:01pm

    There's a name for that. We call that a Flawless Victory. And it's most definitely epic. Also good if you're in a hurry to do something important...Like meet the president...or go on a date...

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:15pm

    if I poop I always clean with a baby wipe first, then with toilet paper to 'dry' off. Clean as a whistle!!

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:06pm

    One wipe woooonder! :D

  • 73 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:39pm

    yeah i agree about the EPIC FAIL thing. Its fuckin retarded.

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:32pm

    ha ha haaaaaa, made my nite lol

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:51am

    That is what i like to call, "the perfect shit."

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:42am

    Yeah 8:41 has it down...my heart soars when there's nothin there but you gotta do one more just to be sure. How could this possibly be a bad night?

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:50pm

    LMAO that was awesome

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:55am

    in my house we call that a ghost poo. or if its fast and clean its a turbo poo. both very nice. Eww to the person who doesnt check the tp... id hate to be the one cleaning your undies. :/

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:52pm

    who goes onto everyone of these posts and writes EPIC FAIL? its so fucking lame!!

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:53am

    I guess it's possible to be retarded and still be pretty clever.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:37pm

    fuckk yeah lookingggg at da tp

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:58pm

    hahahahaah. omfg. thats the funniest shit i ever read on here. and its so true. i feel the same way.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:23am

    WTF!? No residue is the best. It means your intestines are working great.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:18pm

    I actually love that. Nothing worse than a messy cleanup.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:18pm

    no ghost poops for me :(

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:02pm

    FINALLY. I thought I was the only who thought like this.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:29pm

    the phantom poop is the best... Its going to be a good day when i start out with one of those

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:21pm

    Clean getaways work for me!

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:42pm

    Haha I love you for texting your friend that.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by atown13 on Jan 17, 11 at 9:54pm

    Couldn't stop laughing at this

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:51pm

    4:17 you would bet on that because you probably sniff assholes on the regular. MOST people just wipe with TP. Do you smell their asses all day as you pass them? Idiot.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:04am

    Wooooooow who wrote ths??? A fuckin 11 year old?!?!

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:42pm

    this is the best ever

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:18pm

    for the record, when that happens, it's called shitting an ace. and it's the best feeling in the worlddddddd

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:40am

    i HATE THIS TOO! i'm so glad i'm not the only one.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:19pm

    FLAWLESS VICTORY FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:43pm

    6:30, to make sure you dont have any shit inbetween your asscheeks to wipe(:

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:04pm

    ROTFLMAO 8:41 !!!!!

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:02pm

    I don't know what you're talking about, that's the BEST kind of poop. Totally agree with 6:46 as well as 8:41.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:30pm

    yo this 4:17 bitch is all over the place. 8:15, you're right. that bitch be sniffin ass all day.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:55pm

    clean victory deserves an award. Ignore epic fail. you're giving them what they want.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:07am

    wtf is wrong with you? A Clean Swipe is THE BEST THING EVER!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:30pm

    ugh....fuck dude why are you lookin at the tp after you wipe?? i let that shit go asap and flush

  • 34 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:11pm

    I love Flawless Victories!

  • 39 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:00pm

    Its pissing me off too, 7:52.