he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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