its not stalking. its research.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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