So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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