He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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