Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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