I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize
