Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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