my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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