normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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