after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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