69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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