I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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