Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize