The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.