That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once