To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.