Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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