The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The adults are the big ones right?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
