careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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