He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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