Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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That's pretty graphic mr xxxxxx. I don't know now, maybe I made a hasty decision. I do like to be quiet sometimes....
I don't need money. I make my own thank you. I don't need a man to support me anywhere but in bed. You up for that challenge mr xxxxx? I think so!
1:01 way to shut him down
Fuck the police!
Always tryin to catch me ridin dirty
I want a blow job, but I'm a girl.
I am not talking about just chasing tail! It could be a meaningful relationship that just happens to include hot sweaty rough sex! Then we could sit together ( not in the corner though) and read.... But too late. The reckless mr you're xxxxx has me now. And I don't stray, so no bj's for you!!!!!
Ha ha. No Bjs for quiet guy! I get all the bjs! And some rough sex it sounds like too.. Like your clit slapped bj girl?
been* you stupid fuck
Mr xxxxx. You must be very young to be soooooo interested in the vajay. Tqgitc must be very young too to be so non interested. Wait, that doesn't make sense... Just want a guy who can please me without so much damn help! :( -bjg
I'm a virgin because I'm not actively pursuing anything. And I meant more along the lines of "I don't care if guys aren't supposed to be virgins."
Like what? Sit on tfln arguing about the importance of sex? I don't know about theothers but I'd much rather have some hot rough sex than sit on this site..
I don't like bacon or red wine..
My breakfast usually consists of: a fat joint, and some fuckin spaghetti with vodka sauce. mmm delicious!
Baconaters are the shit.
Oh ok. I was wondering if your oldish arthritic hands were giving you problems! Hee hee. I hope you don't have saggy old guy balls!
baconators are amazing, with red wine? sounds even better.
I doon't understand your argument. just because you like vagina so much doesn't mean it's the most important thing in the world. I have better things to do with my life.
Deffinatly my friend alex from south africa
Okay...my sensitive side. Here's a poem I call ode to quiet guy:
Quiet guy's a dick
And that is what he sucks most
I fucked his dead mom
It is the most important thing in the world
I love Baconators and I love wine!!! Yay!!!
Uh oh. How old is "older"? 65? Yikes. I don't want to go to dinner at 4:30 pm!!!!
Yikes quiet guy. Just as a heads up, girls aren't attracted to virgin guys like guys are to virgin girls. We want a guy who knows what he is doing. More like mr you're xxxxx. I bet he knows what to do.... Yummy
Okay, I'm yours. I'm trying to be pals wit tqgic but there's limits and a good bj is one of them. FUCK YOU QUIET GUY
I'm leaving and staying a virgin.
-quiet guy in the corner
oh, and thanks for the help douche bag. I corrected it myself.
Actually to make it a haiku it would be quiet guy is a dick. With the apostrophe it's only 4 syllables.
You're ergo ( you're'd myself!)
Unfortunatly quiet guy has proven on the past to be less than a fighter. First he swings his arms wildly, then he pulls hair and scratches eyes, then slaps. Finally he bursts onto tears and runs screaming from the board. It is truly sad and awful
Oh well I didn't know you were so easy?! Men, so simple... Now that you aren't a challenge, I don't know if I want you anymore... Oh, who am I kidding, you're...well...the best. And yes, that is a setup for you saying "you're the best", which I am!
Oh quiet guy! I could like you too! Maybe if you weren't always in the corner! What are you doing over there anyway?! What's so damn fascinating about the corner. Us girls are in the middle of the room!
You're super disappointing
Stop the dirty talk! It just turns me on. And no. You're you're you're mine. I feel sick from the lameness.
1:39 has never been funny.
Me either bit a bk is a bj... And I'm sure that was a chick... Wasn't it?
McDonald's and Burger King are better than Wendy's.
Your dad liked wood last night
Egads no! Less than middle aged but old enough to be making good money
Ergo the virgin thing
Bye quiet guy!
Here, I'll be white trash
Ok I'm from this area. This could be anyone of my friends!
and who the fuck is nick cannon?
I got rid of him... It's better that way.
Most virgins say that. Anyone who's felt the greatness of sweet sweet va-j-j would NEVER talk about "not pursuing" it.
We could never be friends douche. I fucked your dead mother, bitch !
Oh bj girl. It's not all about you. Us "older" guys like snapper too! We're just better at using it
I love you too bj girl
Ahhhhaaaahhhaaaaaa! Virgins are funny
Nope. 2 syllables on quiet. Five in mine. You fail
I don't really care what girl want from me, 1:49.
And I think that quiet guy is a dick and like to screw with his head... I even told him that I didn't screw his dead mother but he doesn't believe me...
You're mine mr. "you're xxxx"
You're your arguement
shut the fuck up 1:00
Of course VHF. Of course.
I read too bj girl. Just am very... Entranced by the pusay!
Re: not needing to chase tail, see previous post. Is this Eric the midget? I mean really quiet. You are a putz
Enough "you're xxxxx" if I can't have you then I will go after the lame qgtc. Just to spite you. But I will be thinking of you when I give him a bj. And yes, I am a bj...
Morning wood anal = waking up on the good side of the bed
Hey, where the fuck is quiet guy!
Change your name to " quiet guy in the corner who's bj-less bitch! Victory is mine!!!!!!! And btw... I fucked your dead mother
tfln is super disappointing lately. this just goes to show how douchey it's Bern lately. thumbs down, sorry kid
I didn't say guys aren't supposed to be virgins, I said not to advertise like it is something great! Pay attention bucko. Maybe if you got out of the corner more you would get some! And too late I'm in love with mr you're xxxxxx.
who the fuck says egads?
VHF?!?WTF I hate spell check! Bjg*
I'll help with that...
Hey bj girl! Trying to make me feel jealous? Stay away from her quiet guy. Nothing will hurt our new found friendship more than a cock block. I'll have to resort to discussing the sordid tales of fucking your dead mother again and neither of us want that, right?
Oh and I liked the poem. I may get it tattooed on my ass...
That's right! Fight for me, yippee! We could ALL have a good time together...
I'm lovin it Wendys style!
Virgins should be raped.
I really don't care. And I thoroughly enjoy not needing to chase tail to justify my existence.
But really... How about the poem,huh? It's all for you...