And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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