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  • I love the way they tastes, and I ain't talkin Slim Jims!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:43pm
  • What? Gross! She obviously doesn't wash properly. Nasty bitch!!

    Submitted by SuppaFresh0912 on Jan 1, 11 at 12:28am
  • maybe she used a slim jim down there haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:36pm
  • i would have snapped right into that slim jim

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:39pm
  • What flavor of slim jim?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:25pm
  • hahaha my boyfriend would do that to me every day if mine tasted like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:45am
  • 2:51 BULLSHIT 3:04 Cause he wants more pussy so he says it tastes good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:35pm
  • I guess there's worse things to taste like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:28pm
  • 2:44 y the fuck not, if u dont like the way u taste why the hell would u expect your guy too??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:27am
  • u taste yourself???????? ^^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:15am
  • most pussy tastes like a mouth full of quarters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:18pm
  • except slim jims arent even made of beef - if you read the label its "mechanically separated chicken" barf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 2:51p - Wow, thank you so much for verifying that women actually believe that shit when I say it. That fucking rocks. 3:04p I say it because I want to fuck them again...and again. Chicks (obviously) eat that stupid bullshit up. Like, "No, you didn't sound stupid when you said that at dinner." 10:34p And what, you get a boner? Guys shouldn't be making pancakes anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 5:18, a mouth full of quarters? That ain't right.

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:28am
  • punani tasting like slim jim = ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Mmmmm...Hopefully it was the spicy kind!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:49am
  • Had one once that tasted like honey. Had to wonder how it got like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:17pm
  • ^ bullshit bullshit bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:56pm
  • lame im sick of texts about pussy flavors

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:04pm
  • i can't make pancakes anymore because jizz tastes and feels too akin to pancake batter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:34pm
  • and my asshole tastes like may-west

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:39pm
  • i had a girl that tasted sweet and smelled like strawberries actually but idk how i feel about a slim jim??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:05pm
  • OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:27pm
  • I would have eaten her out 'til the sun came up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:20pm
  • How in the hell does anyone consider that a bad night!? That's a marriage night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:08am
  • I agree. OM NOM NOM NOM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Reverse it and you have a good selling product....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:29am
  • 5:39 i happen to really like the taste of a guy's cum so i guess that kinda messes with your theory

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Not sure if that's good or not

    Submitted by bitch1990 on Jan 10, 12 at 5:43pm
  • everyone... drink pineapple juice and you'll all taste great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:52am
  • Slip into a Slim Jim!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:00pm
  • hhaha it gives a whole new meaning to their slogan "slip into a slim jim"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Umm…she could give him head in the middle of fucking. Happens. Not nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:52am
  • You're lucky, slim jims are delicious!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:11am
  • Whatever she's doing she's doing it wrong. All the girls on here whose boyfriends tell you you taste like strawberries are full of shit and blowing smoke up your ass. Do you tell them their jizz tastes fabulous when it obviously doesn't??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:39pm
  • my bf says mine always tastes like vanilla and honey. and depending on my mood i can taste like strawberries. my whole body is like that actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Eat a lot of fruit. Especially Pineapple. Makes you taste better. I said this in text a few days ago....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Girly bits that taste like there's already been another piece of meat in them? I guess liking or disliking that really depends a lot on what kind of person you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:19pm
  • I know if my bf is telling the truth since I taste myself a lot as well. And I usually like the taste of a guy's cum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:32am
  • i like slim jim's :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:32pm
  • That's dinner if you're from Alabama, just drank a 12 pack of Budweiser and smoked a pack of Marlboro Reds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:09pm
  • gross... that girl is diseased...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:59am
  • well depending on what you eat is how you are supposed to taste... so like strawberries and fruit will make you taste sweet and beer is supposed to make you taste sour and not too good... so maybe she snacked on slim jims all day? or she had one up there? hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:20pm
  • OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up! OM NOM NOM NOM! Eat dat pussy right up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:12am
  • slim jims are good but i think the slim jim itself is the only thing thats should taste like a slim jim

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Dude slim jim taste like salty dry up beef!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:37pm
  • JALAPENO FLAVORED SLIM JIM PUSSY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:33pm
  • That is incredibly disgusting

    Submitted by animal503503 on Aug 30, 10 at 4:28pm
  • ^ if it was bullshit why would he tell her that, most guys cringe going down there cause they say it tastes sour. i say kudos to u 2:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:04pm
  • super hungover...just threw up when i read this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:00pm
  • so..... is this a good thing or a bad thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:05am