My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We are two peas in an std pod
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This is my gift to your gina
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