If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
