Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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