im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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