i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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