you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
how does that bad decision feel?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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