doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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