From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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