If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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