fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Randomize
