I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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