U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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