i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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