that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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