I must be too annoying 4 u.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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