hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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