I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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