Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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