its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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