I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
This baby is an asshole
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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