Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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