Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I want a musical about memes.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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