nut hugger
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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