I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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