she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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