Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
false alarm. still invincible.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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